Me: *Shows ankle*
Tumblr:
I got followed by two pornbots right after reblogging this. I’m so glad tumblr is a fully functional website.
i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.
It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples
where
where are they
This is the future tumblr wants
This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
This is brilliant
This is very good.
This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.
It’s wax.
Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials
Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.
*bump into wall* >_<
*gets pet* :3
*low battery* ;_;
*stick on a ledge* D:
*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c
This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time
I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it.
Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face
